I'm sorry if my blog makes you sexually frustrated.
I'm sorry if you get Tom Hiddleston/Loki feels.
I'm sorry if my blog ruined your life.
No wait i'm not sorry.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This asshole thinks he can come into our life, recite Shakespeare, take a fucking jog in spandex, become naked in bed, makes us kneel before him and thinks he isn’t going to get us pregnant? I am done with him completely.